What is MARKETING?

Just something funny to share..after sucha long time of MIA. Now.. Have a smile! if not a laugh =)

What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry
me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: ' He's very
rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day,
you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry
me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car)for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' -That's Public
Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:'You are very
rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand
Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her
and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She
gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - '
That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry
me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say anything,
another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich.
Will you marry me?' and she goes with him -
'That's competition eating into your market
share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich,
Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'

Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Love is all around me
And so the feeling grows

It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go, oh yes it is
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show, woh

You know I love you, I always will
My mind's made up by the
way that I feel
there's no beginning,
there'll be no end
'cause on my love you can depend

I see your face before me
as I lay on my bed, um
I kinda get to thinking
of all the things you said, oh yes I did
You gave your promise to me and I
gave mine to you
I need someone beside me
in everything I do, oh yes I do

You know I love you, I always will,
my mind's made up by the
way that I feel
there's no beginning,
there'll be no end
'cause on my love you can depend

Gotta keep it moving

Oh It's written in the wind
oh everywhere I go, yeah, oh well
so if you really love me, love me, love me
come on and let it show, oh
come on and let it show
come on and let it
come on and let it (come and let it show, baby)
come on, come on, come on, come on let it show baby
come on and let it show
come on and let it show, baby
come on and let it show

Loving this song!!