What is MARKETING?

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What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry
me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: ' He's very
rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day,
you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry
me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car)for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' -That's Public
Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:'You are very
rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand
Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her
and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She
gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - '
That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry
me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say anything,
another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich.
Will you marry me?' and she goes with him -
'That's competition eating into your market
share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich,
Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'