What is MARKETING?

Just something funny to share..after sucha long time of MIA. Now.. Have a smile! if not a laugh =)

What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry
me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: ' He's very
rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day,
you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry
me - That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car)for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' -That's Public
Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:'You are very
rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand
Recognition'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her
and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She
gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - '
That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry
me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say anything,
another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich.
Will you marry me?' and she goes with him -
'That's competition eating into your market
share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich,
Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'

Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Love is all around me
And so the feeling grows

It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go, oh yes it is
So if you really love me
Come on and let it show, woh

You know I love you, I always will
My mind's made up by the
way that I feel
there's no beginning,
there'll be no end
'cause on my love you can depend

I see your face before me
as I lay on my bed, um
I kinda get to thinking
of all the things you said, oh yes I did
You gave your promise to me and I
gave mine to you
I need someone beside me
in everything I do, oh yes I do

You know I love you, I always will,
my mind's made up by the
way that I feel
there's no beginning,
there'll be no end
'cause on my love you can depend

Gotta keep it moving

Oh It's written in the wind
oh everywhere I go, yeah, oh well
so if you really love me, love me, love me
come on and let it show, oh
come on and let it show
come on and let it
come on and let it (come and let it show, baby)
come on, come on, come on, come on let it show baby
come on and let it show
come on and let it show, baby
come on and let it show

Loving this song!!

我输了 - 张志林

一开始就是赢不了的游戏
为何我还是固执的玩下去
所有的游戏规则都由你定
而公平竞争你却没写进去
为了下一步棋我苦苦发呆
这一跤我注定要狠狠的摔
我挖了个坟墓将自己掩埋
我甚至不肯定你有没有爱
我输了
我输得彻彻底底无法翻身
赢不了
赢不了这场游戏我太认真
我活该
所有的劝阻我都不加理睬
我明白
这游戏一旦结束无法重来
别让我输得太快
为了下一步棋我苦苦发呆
这一跤我注定要狠狠的摔
我挖了个坟墓将自己掩埋
惟有安慰自己是上天安排
我输了
我输得彻彻底底无法翻身
赢不了
赢不了这场游戏我太认真
我活该
所有的劝阻我都不加理睬
我明白
这游戏一旦结束无法重来
别让我输得太快
这时候赢不赢已经不再重要
你给我下的毒已经没有解药
心冷的却是你不屑的一笑
我输了
我输得彻彻底底无法翻身
赢不了
赢不了这场游戏我太认真
我活该
所有的劝阻我都不加理睬
我明白
这游戏一旦结束无法重来
别让我输得太快
无奈的说声Goodbye

Over heard this song and fell in love with it (^^)y

紀佳松 - 壞壞壞 (why why why)

作詞：李念和
作曲：紀佳松

你現在是何苦 比賽無辜
僵持在問號的空氣
答案很清楚 呼之欲出

眼神是最難說的東西
誠實並沒有獎勵
不尾莊我們就壞個徹底
誰先說 no~

卑鄙 卑劣 卑微 別假裝慈悲 (夠了嗎)
背叛 背離 背棄 被樂此不疲 (oh yeah)
baby baby baby 學不會覺悟

don't tell me why why why why
why why why why
愛不是一再說服
先擁抱再傷害

don't know why why why why
why why why why
不安或許是 愛情的 天性 no no

think about what we used to do
it's bringing me the memories of what you did,
and you said to me you'll never ever lie to me
now what you gonna say
you lie to me
you sliced me twice you brousht me high you took me down
now ask me why

你麻煩別哭 自掘墳墓
難道沒有人告訴你
愛不是衣服 穿脫自如
最後把自己綁緊

眼淚是最難相信的東西
真或假誰分的得清
你要的會是感動或同情 oh no~

卑鄙 卑劣 卑微 別假裝慈悲 (夠了嗎)
背叛 背離 背棄 被樂此不疲 (oh yeah)
baby baby baby 學不會覺悟 no

don't tell me why why why why
why why why why
愛不是一再說服
先擁抱再傷害

don't know why why why why
why why why why
不安或許是 愛情的 天性 no

oh--- why why why why
why why why why
不安或許是愛情的天性 no no

why why why why
why why why why

don't know why why why why
why why why why
最好獲罪壞你自己決定 no no why

p/s: am loving this song! and 金魚的眼淚 and many of his other songs too.  

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (onion packs place on chest helped the respiratory ailments and actually made breathing better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables..

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke..

Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young...........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)

Orange : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system.. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients
Found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn UV rays)


Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fibre which helps prevent constipation.

Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies......GOOD AS MEDICINE.



Very informative - spread the information!