Thank You All.......

As we draw towards the end of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the  1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish.
I can’t have a drink in a bar because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit  down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .
I no longer buy cookies from Famous Amos since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t even pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it  actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician . .  .

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse..

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late..

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet

-it's too hilarious not to be shared out..so here it is! from email-

these beautiful sayings that i came across...

~ 女人好比梨，外甜内酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的，因为吃到最后就把心扔了，所以男人从来不懂女人的心。”“男人就好比洋葱，想要看到男人的心就需要一层一层去剥！但在剥的过程中你会不断流泪，剥到最后你才知道洋葱是没心的……

~大多的时候，都是生活选择你，而不是你去选择生活，尽管如此不情愿，可是必须去面对，这就是人生。我只是站在原地，慢慢承受着，学着不诉哀伤，是的，隐忍，我会努力，我会回归最初的淡漠，再见，自以为是的青春，再见，想象中的美好，当现实赤裸裸的告诉你必须去面对的时候，除了微笑，只能微笑。


~有时候不是不懂，只是不想懂；有时候不是不知道，只是不想说出来；有时候不是不明白，而是明白了也不知道该怎么做，于是就保持了沉默。有时候不是不想评论，仅仅是不知说些什么，只好选了个表情。


~被人思念是一种幸福，思念别人是一种温馨。感情的事常常说不明白，不是不想爱，不是不去爱，怕只怕，爱也是一种伤害。世界上有一种爱叫做争取，有一种爱叫放弃，如果很爱只要有一点希望在一起，你都要努力争取，因为错过就是一辈子。如果很爱却让大家都痛苦，也许最好的方式就是放手，给对方一个空间。


~手，放开了才明白拥有时的珍贵；泪，落下了才知道心真的会很痛；心，碎了才了解爱情带来的苦涩；爱，走了才清楚被爱抛弃的痛楚；在一段刻骨铭心的爱情中，我们曾开心过快乐过、幻想过、幸福过。然而最终爱情还是由甜蜜变为伤疤，由亲密变为冷漠，由两个人的牵手变为无所谓的擦肩而过。


~人的一生，总有一些说不出的秘密与挽不回的遗憾以及触不到的梦想，还有那忘不了的爱。


~人生：一半是现实，一半是梦想；爱情：一半是激情，一半是执着；幸福：一半是金钱，一半是满足；工作：一半是马屁，一半是能力；友谊：一半是牵挂，一半是提醒；家庭：一半是依恋，一半是责任；男人：一半是绅士，一半是流氓；女人：一半是天使，一半是妖精。


~人生就是一列开往坟墓的列车，路途上会有很多站口，没有一个人可以至始至终陪着你走完，你会看到来来往往、上上下下的人。如果幸运，会有人陪你走过一段，当这个人要下车的时候，即使不舍，也该心存感激，然后挥手道别，因为，说不定下一站会有另外一个人会陪你走的更远。


~我就是我,如果受不了,就别走进我的世界。我不温柔、我脾气不好、 我容易生气、我容易吃醋、我容易心痛、我容易胡思乱想、我很任性、我生气时不想说话、我开心了会一直傻笑、我受委屈会放在心里、我在乎了就想被你知道、 我喜欢在伤心的时候听伤心的歌、我喜欢在开心的时候和在乎的人分享。


~Love is when you take away the feeling,the passion,the romance,and you find out you still care for that person.


~有些事，我们总是弄不懂；有些人，我们总是猜不透；有些道，我们总是悟不尽；有些理，我们总是想不通；有些坎，我们总是跨不过；有些伤，我们总是治不好； 有些天，我们总是睡不着；有些地，我们总是去不了；有些情，我们总是说不出；有些爱，我们总是得不到。


~当你能看懂一件事情的时候，说明你长大了；当你能看清一件事情的时候，说明你开窍了；当你能看破一件事情的时候，说明你理性了；当你能看透一件事情的时候，说明你成熟了；当你能看穿一件事情的时候，说明你到头了；当你能看淡一件事情的时候，说明你放下了。


~没有永远的缘份，没有永远的生命，我们所能拥有的，可能只是平凡的一生。然而因为有你，生命便全然不同，不用誓言，不必承诺，我们只需依了爱缘，以目光为媒，印证三生石上的约定，便牵了手，不必紧握，却永不放松，以自己设计的爱的程式，去演绎一种精典的永恒。


~别在喜悦时许下承诺，别在忧伤时做出回答， 别在愤怒时做下决定，三思而后行，做出睿智的行为。当你一直说自己非常忙碌，就永远不会得到空间；当你一直说自己没有时间，就永远不会得到时间；当你一直说这件事明天再做，你的明天就永远不会来。

gosh..theres toooo many to be copied and paste..so yeah i guess i'll have to continue some other time..till then! may everyone have a blessed and joyous yet an unforgettable MERRY CHRISTMAS 2010!!!!!!

im superrrrr RICH

TRANSVERSAL FELICIAN 
27113 MADRID, SPAIN. 
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION / PRIZE AWARD DEPT. 

FILE CLAIM NO: 297/8159/LPD 

ATTN: CLAIMANT, 

RE:LOTTERY BONUS/PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION 

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the 26th November. 2010, results of the EURO MILLIONES INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS PROGRAMS held on the 21st of August 2010.Your name was attached to the ticket number 76501 with serial number MI335 drew the lucky numbers 9. 24. 37. 39. 49:
3. 9 which consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category. 
You have there been approved for a lump sum pay out of €815,810.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS ONLY) in cash credited to file OES/3589603/10.This is from the total cash prize of €16,621,340.00(SIXTEEN MILLON SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY EUROS ONLY).This sum were shared among the seventy one international winners in this category. 

CONGRATULATION!!! 
Your fund is now deposited with the finance company and insured in your name, Due to mixed up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep this award a top secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants. 

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 10,000.000.00 names from (Europe, America , Canada , Asia, Australia , New Zealand , Middle-East, Africa , and North & South America), as part of our International promotions program. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs. 

To begin your claim, please contact your claims Agent,  

 The Foreign Service Manager,  

ARG SECURITY 
Contact Officer: Dr.Jose Garcia.  

Customer Support Unit,  

Tel No: +34 671 972 444  

Fax No:+34 911 849 823  

Email:argseguros@aim.com  

For the processing and remittance of your prize money to your designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 21st of December 2010.After this date, all funds will be returned to the MINISTRY OF ECONOMY AND FINANCE as unclaimed, Remember 5% will be paid to your agent for services render after you have received your total winning 

Note: You will be require to notarising and obtained a vetting approval from the Spanish high court of justice Madrid Spain before your winning prize can be transfer and this process will be done by your approved claim agent. 

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your file claim number in every of your correspondence with us or your agent. Further more, should you have any change of address or questions do inform your claims official as soon as possible. 
Congratulations Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our promotion program. 

Yours truly, 

MRS ALICE PETERSON,
PRESIDENT.

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YipYiiipyippppppieeee~~~~ im rich. im rich. im rich. im rich.im so rich. yes.. im riiiiich NOT.

Unfortunately, it's just a scam.*sigh* IF ONLY it were real and i got the muuneh *SLURPz* Till then..really, guess i'll just dream on.. 

p/s;and dearest ppl, pls dun fall for scams like this kay. ^_^

cantthinkofanytitleagain

Just yesterday evening, i went to the airport to fetch my parents. Their flight got delayed after they boarded the plane. No phones allowed to be switched on in the plane so i had to wait unknowingly of how long and what time they'd reach. I didn't park at the car park as i went up from home accordingly to the time im told, and assuming there should not be any delays since they've boarded, got me waiting in vain in the car for almost an hour. Though i may have wanted to go down and check the time of arrival, but im parked at the yellow line. I hell do not wanna risk getting a ticket for leaving my car unattended.

Anyway, here's what i wanted to say. In that almost an hour wait, it just struck me that being in the airport can give a kind of feeling that im not sure which words are best to describe it. It doesn't matter what one's doing. I realise, i can spot so many kinds of faces in just one place. Really. A place where all emotions are showed, written on the faces of the old and young. Airport. Those that waited eagerly and happily for their friends/family outside the halls of arrival. Those enjoying their meal before departure. The faces of the sad and unwilling to separate with their friends/loved one(s). The excited ones that are going on a vacation, the excited ones waiting for the arrival of their friends/love ones and the excited tourists that cant wait to go explore the destination that they've just reached.(repeating my points... lol.)  Somehow makes me wonder.. is there anyone that would have just stop what they're doing for a minute and just look into the sea of people in the airport and reflect on their own lives?  

Im definitely the eager one waiting for my parents to touch down safely of course and to see the stuffs they've bought for me. So maybe i should say the waiting was kinda like a BLISS. (although it did made me feel emo in some ways..) AND i survived being a lonely ass despite the fact bf could only accompany me hew hrs at nite after work. huuhuuness. and survived being with my nasty dogs. ;D hee~