REFLECTION OF A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN

Enjoy and have a good laugh

This is so funny, written by a poor, poetic Singaporean. 
(Also in response to the Health Minister's $8.00 hospitalization cost.) hehe!



 I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee
 Life used to be simple and HAPPY
 I worked hard in my STUDY
 I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
 Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE
 Then I went to SECONDARY
 The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY
 Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
 After O levels I went to JC
 They said you live in Singapore very LUCKY
 This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
 Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMY
 Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty
 After that we may continue our Study
 The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
 They come to this world only to "lim kopi, kway jit chee"
 No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
 I want to take up IT, but I had no money to go to University or Poly
 So I went to work at FACTORY
 Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY
 After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in
 MRT.
 My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
 Mumbling over my shoulder daily: "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !"
 Accusing me of always trying to get MC
 But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
 Going home after midnight by TAXI
 And they pay me only bus fee
 My colleague likes me because of my honesty and can easily bully
 They said I don't know how to carry.
 I Park-Tor and became STEADY
 Finally had to MARRY
 Because gahment gave baby bonus MONEY
 I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
 Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
 After marriage, nothing was EASY
 In one year, I became DADDY
 I can't support my family and our BABY
 Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB and rising monthly
 utilities to PUB
 My bank account has NO MONEY
 POSB balance is almost EMPTY
 DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE
 Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
 So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
 Many times I want to jump MRT
 But that is not EASY
 My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
 So I can't MATI.
 I went to seek assistance from the MP
 His reply was simple and easy:
 "Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me".
 He never tells me any convincing Policy.
 How to help the poor with more GST?
 Why I cannot have pay increase but they can have increase?
 Before, my MP said "Vote for me, we give you sweeties".
 Now, they want to increase salary, because "You voted me".
 They claim they made good economy for our country.
 They benchmark themselves using GDP.
 They said, "To get the best man, you have to pay high fee"
 otherwise, they will join MNC.
 And all your 'char bor' become maids in other COUNTRY.
 Next will be the GST.
 My boss say "no" to increase in salary,
 It's really make me worry.
 Our Health Ministry said let GP set their consultation fee.
 If the GP charges high fee, don't let them see.
 No money, how can healthy
 If fall sick, can only mati
 In hospital, can afford Class C.
 I don't mind all nurses are aunty,
 But only one doctor to see
 No money for operation, I Tan Si

不让你哭 - 丁于

丁于 - 不让你哭

你说爱上你会很痛苦

我说我不怕辛苦

你说爱上你是个错误

我说我自愿走入迷途

你走你的路 装做不在乎

我知道其实你有说不出的酸楚

你真的不在乎 难道你真的不在乎

我愿意抱着你 不让你哭

爱你的旅途 有艰辛万苦

我绝对不认输

我愿意保护你 不让你受苦

爱你的旅途 有艰难险阻

我的目的就是你要幸福

不让你哭

视线开始模糊 我已经没有退路

拖着麻木的身体 继续追逐

请你一定要幸福

唯愛

唯愛 by 薛凱琪, 周子揚


男：想你的心从未改变 依然还爱你 
女：我的心跳 从这一刻只为了你呼吸
男：分离 让我尝尽相思的苦 
合：遗忘 该如何忘记 
男：在无人的漆黑夜晚 总会想起你 
女：你的爱曾经那么熟悉刻骨又铭心 
男：拥抱 我只能将你放弃 
合：不要 让我失去你 
男：将我贪婪的爱坠毁了 撕裂了我的心 
女：我只要在你怀里 永不分离 
女：只要坚守诺言 男：乞求真爱 
女：爱就不会脆弱 男：坚持到底 
女：如果是你 我想再说 
合：我爱你 
男：在无人的漆黑夜晚 总会想起你 
女：你的爱曾经那么熟悉刻骨又铭心 
男：拥抱 我只能将你放弃 
合：不要 让我失去你 
男：将我贪婪的爱坠毁了 撕裂了我的心 
女：我只要在你怀里 永不分离 
女：只要坚守诺言 男：乞求真爱 
女：爱就不会脆弱 男：坚持到底 
女：如果是你 
合：我想再说 我爱你


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Every saint has a past, Every sinner has a future!

Last Secret of FATIMA

You may be inspired by this message and perhaps inspire others to change.
Nationality: Portuguese Born: 3-28-1907, Aljustrel , Portugal
Died: 2-13-2005 (aged 97) Convent of Carmelitas , Coimbra , Portugal

LUCIA REVEALS THE THIRD SECRET OF FATIMA

Regardless of whatever Creed or Religion, it is better to be
prepared and be in good terms with GOD,...who created us;
for we never know when we will be leaving this world.

LAST SECRET OF FATIMA
The Church has given permission to reveal to the people the last part
of the message. The Blessed Virgin appeared to three children in Fatima ,
Portugal , in 1917........ this is a proven fact;one of these children was
Lucia, (died 2-13-05).
She was a cloistered nun, and lived in a monastery in Portugal .
Lucia disclosed the message for the first time; to Pope Pius Xll who,
after reading , sealed it and stored it away without making it public.
Later Pope John XXIII read it and, in the same manner as his predecessor,
he kept it out of the public eye because he knew that once revealed;
it would bring desperation and panic to mankind,

But now the time has come, and permission has been granted from Pope John
Paul II to reveal it to the children of God;........ . ........ not to
create panic, but to make God's people aware of this important message
and be prepared.

The Virgin told Lucia:
'Go, my child,
and tell the world what will come to pass during the 1950's - 2000's. Men
are not practicing the Commandments that God has given us. Evil is
governing the world and is harvesting hate and resentment all over. Men
will fabricate mortal weapons that will destroy the world
in minutes!.... .. where half of the human race will be destroyed.
The war will begin against Rome , and there will be conflicts amongst
religious orders...... .....

God will allow all natural phenomena like smoke, hail, cold,
water, fire, floods, earthquakes, winds and inclement weather to slowly
batter the planet.

These happenings will come to pass before the year 2012.!!!!
"For those who don't/won't believe..... . . this is the time.....
Your beloved mother told you:-
..........those lacking charity towards others, in words & deeds and
those who do not love their neighbour like my beloved Son has loved you
all ....... cannot survive! They will wish to have died.
God will punish severely those who do not believe in him, those who
despise him and those who did not have time for him."
'I call upon all of you to come to my son Jesus Christ.
God will help the world, but all of those who do not show fidelity and
loyalty will be destroyed!'

Father Agustin, who lives in Fatima , said that Pope Paul VI
gave him permission to visit Sister Lucia,a cloistered nun (she did not
leave the monastery nor was allowed to receive any visitors). Father
Agustin said that she received him greatly overwhelmed and told him:
'Father, Our Lady is very sad because nobody is interested in her prophecy
of 1917, though the righteous are walking through a narrow path, the
evil ones are walking through an ample road that is leading them straight
to their destruction! Believe me, Father, the punishment will come very
soon. 'Many souls will be lost and many nations will disappear from the
earth.

But, in the middle of all these, if men reflect, pray and practice
sincerity, good deeds, kindness and respect, the world can be
saved....... . .. However, if men persist with evil ways....greed, hatred,
selfish acts, rivalry, and rif, the world will be lost forever!.
The time has come for all to pass on the message of our Blessed Lady to
their families, friends, and to the entire world.

Continue praying, make penitence and sacrifices. We are close to the last
minute of the last day and the catastrophes are near. Due to this, many
that were far from the Church will return to the open arms of the Church of Jesus Christ.
The joining of the churches will result in one Holy Catholic and
Apostolic Church; ........ England , Russia , China , Jews, Buddhists,
Muslims, Hindus,Protestants, etc..... All will return believing and
worshipping God our Creator, in his beloved Son and in Blessed Mother
Virgin Mary.'

WHAT AWAITS US ???
Everywhere there will be 'Peace Talks', but punishment will come.
A MAN IN A VERY IMPORTANT POSITION WILL BE ASSASSINATED AND THIS WILL PROVOKE THE WAR. A POWERFUL ARMY WILL DOMINATE ALL THROUGH EUROPE AND THE NUCLEAR WAR WILL
COMMENCE.
This war will destroy everything; darkness will fall over us for 72 hours
(3 days) and the one third of humanity that survives this obscurity and sacrifice, will
commence to live a new era; they will be good people.
On a very cold night, 10 minutes before midnight, A GREAT QUAKE will
shake the earth for 8 hours. This will be the third signal that God Is,
who governs the earth.
The righteous and those who propagate the faith and the message of the
Lady of Fatima is :
'ONE SHOULD NOT FEAR, DO NOT BE AFRAID'.
WHAT TO DO??? : Bow your heads, kneel down and ask God for
forgiveness. Because, only what is good and is not under the power of
evil will survive the catastrophe.
In order for you to prepare and remain alive and safe, I will give you
the following signs:
ANGUISH..... ... AND IN A SHORT PERIOD THE EARTHQUAKE WILL COMMENCE...
THE EARTH WILL SHAKE.....
The shake will be so violent that will move the earth
23 degrees and then it will return it to its normal position.
Then, total and absolute darkness will cover the entire planet....
All the evil spirits will be mingling around and free, doing harm to all
those souls that did not want to listen to this message and those who did
not want to repent.
To the faithful souls, remember to light the blessed candles,
prepare a sacred altar with a crucifix in order to communicate with GOD
and implore for His infinite mercy....
All will be dark; and IN THE SKY A GREAT MYSTIC CROSS
will appear to remind us the price that his beloved Son had to pay for
our redemption.. ...

In the house the only thing that can give light will be the
HOLY CANDLES... Once lit, nothing will put them off until the three days
of darkness are over. Also, you should have holy water that should be
sprinkled abundantly on windows and doors. The Lord will protect the
property of the chosen ones....
Kneel down before the powerful cross of my beloved Son, pray the Rosary
and after each Hail Mary you must pray the following:

'Oh God forgive us our sins, preserve us from the fires of hell, take all
souls to heaven, especially those who are in more need of thy mercy.
Blessed Virgin Mary, protect us, we love you, save us and save the
world'.
Pray 5 Creeds and the Rosary which is the secret to my
immaculate Heart. All those who believe in my words go and take the
message to everyone,

DO NOT FEAR! FEAR NOTHING DURING THE LORD'S GREAT DAY.
Talk to all, now that there is time. Those who keep quiet will be
responsible for all those souls who will perish in ignorance.
All those who pray humbly the rosary will have the protection of heaven.
Those who are bound to die, I will help them die in peace, and they will
be holy when they enter the other world.
I wish all my children to attend mass every first Friday and every first
Saturday of each month; to confess and receive Holy Communion; and in
doing so, save the world from its TOTAL DESTRUCTION. ..!!
When the earth shakes no more, those who still do not believe in our Lord
will perish in a horrible way:-
The wind will bring gas and it will disperse it everywhere, then the sun
will rise. Maybe you will survive this catastrophe.
Do not forget that God's punishment is holy and
ONCE IT HAS STARTED YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK OUTSIDE, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE !!!!GOD DOES NOT WANT ANY OF HIS GOOD CHILDREN TO SEE WHEN HE PUNISHES THE
SINNERS..... All this encompasses with the writings of the Holy
Scriptures.. .... Read on the New Testament: Lucas 21
- 5:121, 12:19, 20:20,
29:33 Letters of St Paul 3 - 8 - 14 Isaiah 40, 1:5:9.
You must understand that God allows all this to happen. The Pope
and Bishops are now awaiting another message that speaks
about repentance and prayer. Please remember that God's words are not a threat, .......... but good news.....
Please reproduce these pages and send them to all you know so we all can have the opportunity to repent and be saved.
We do not know if those receiving this message believe or not in
GOD,....but just think that, if you are receiving this message it is for
a good reason!!.. from God who created us and loves us so much!
Our Creator is giving us the chance to be saved, no matter what religion
or creed we may be. If you don't believe in this message, at least send
it to others, it costs you nothing.
To all those receiving it, they can have the opportunity to judge and
decide for themselves. Remember, we can avoid a great deal of evil if we practice the Commandments that Our Loving Father God gave us.... Just 10 simple ways, that if we all put into practice we can obtain God's pardon.

Amen.

Just for laugh ;)

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary
II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.


So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years
old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH, AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE
IT!